I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
this is the best photo ive ever seen