They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
This looks like the start of an amazing music video
Put an explosion in the background and it’s an amazing action movie
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
I can’t right now.
me on weekends
STOP PUPPIES YOU’RE TOO CUTE
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
this dude’s seen some shit