Alcohol vs marijuana
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the inner workings of Vietnamese politics
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it